Nov 18, 2008

Guys are weird - Mr. Creative, Mr. Sparrow and Mr. Simplified - This is what's wrong with the guys.



She was talking with Mr. Creative when he showed her a pic of this lady. She couldn't resist to appreciate the way her lips in the photograph appear. Absolutely stunning !! 

She : Hey,  these are the most perfect lips I've ever seen. 
Mr.Creative : She ain't that beautiful.
She : Aa-aaww, I'm talking about her lips. You know? those mentioned in novels types... like a rose-petal.. These makes me feel exactly like that. Rose petals.

He observed it for a while. 

Mr.Creative : No, it's just a make up
She : Eh?? How does that matter? Not every one's lips look that way even with a make up. What's wrong with you? You're a guy, come on. Don't act like a girl. Appreciate her. She deserves that.

He remained indifferent. She gave up. 

Later on, She was talking to Mr. Sparrow and she was sure that he would get her point.

She : Hey, watch this pic out. Specially lips.
Mr.Sparrow : Umm ??
She : Aren't they like those novel types?? Rose petals like ??

He too observed it for a while.

Mr.Sparrow : I think it's photo-shopped.
She : Ohh.

Later, she wrote a post about it and called up Mr. Simplified to check out for any flaw in the post. But before introducing to the post, she showed him the pic and asked what he thought about the lips.

Mr.Simplified : It's computerised... I mean processed. What? Are you normal?? You're eulogising girls.. he he.

Yes. He giggled.

Whoa. 

Anyway, she is completely normal and she is hell sure that all the gentlemen are straight as well.

But then seriously, What's wrong with the guys ??

11 comments:

broca's area said...

guys usually show down play the beauty...even if they like dont admit it...thts a fact!

Scarlet said...

I was going to read everything on ur page and leave when I looked at the left where it said.. if you read you must comment....

thats so cute !!

Nice writing.. will keep co,ming back

Phoenix said...

brocasarea : I'm not really sure. I've seen guys who will praise gals upto the point gals choke. :) And it's also not good for guys who dun appreciate cz it surely decreases their chances :) cheers to genuine and normal guys :)

scarlet : that's really very considerate of you. n i never thought someone would find it 'cute'.. it felt good :) thanks for encouraging and dropping by.
love.

broca's area said...

u mean flattery??....i hate it!;)

Anonymous said...

you are female chauvinist,aren't you?:)
I agree with all three guys.and many females will agree with me too.may be u didn't ask females about it.

anyways nice Blog!:)

Gubbi said...

See,
lips.... who would look at it first in this picture? I would look at the eyes and face cut... and when you praise the lips so much, and when we don't find it that praise worthy, we would obviously say it's makeup, photoshoped, etc., instead of telling you "you are wrong" about it. :P

Got it? YOU ARE WRONG. Those lips aint so praise worthy. "Perfect"? Sorry maam. There are so many forms of perfect lips around, that there aint no thing called "the perfect lips" around here.

Phoenix said...

brocasarea : that's not flattery. It is a natural phenomenon. Rule of nature. You gotta follow it. Anyway individual choices. :) good luck

bhavya : i aint any female chauvinist. n ya i may not have asked any gurl, but that was not the point. be it photoshopped or real, what appears in the pic was to be appreciated. hope u get my point.
peace.

Phoenix said...

gubbi : Right. one would not look at the lips first, but i'm sure that one is not that dumb to notice it after so much commendation by someone.
And that's really so kind of the gentlemen if they masked 'me being wrong' with make up n photoshop, but lemme tell you none of em is so considerate as not to call me wrong if i am so.
'Got it? YOU ARE WRONG.' you ve lost the marks on my scoreboard of reader's list by saying it. Now you can praise all the forms of lips u find perfect. Thank you. Peace. Mercy.

Gubbi said...

you've gained some marks on my scoreboard of bloggers list by your steady and sound reply :)

Gubbi said...

BTW, Whats with she is completely normal and she is hell sure that all the gentlemen are straight as well.

:D

This almost manages to turn this post into a funny post. :P

Phoenix said...

gubbi : Mr.Simplified said, 'what? are you normal? you're eulogising girls.. he he.'
I'm not sure if you could read between those lines. So ' she s completely normal ....' was answer to that.